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Dan Cox's Alternate Reality

Everybody knows Dan Cox is unelectable in the 6th Congressional District. But Dan Cox thinks he can become a Congressman because....Donald Trump is winning a primary poll? That doesn't compute.

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Brian Griffiths
Dec 20, 2023
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Fundraising emails are notorious for living in a fantasy world all of their own. But Dan Cox’s latest fundraising email doesn’t even pass that basic laugh test.

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I'm sorry to write so late but…

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