Dear Donald, it is my understanding that you are upset. I have heard through reliable media outlets (your twitter account), that you are upset about how voting is going. I understand where you are coming from. In the same way I like to win every game of Monopoly (see, we both love hotels) I play, you like to win at being voted for. I know this wasn’t an ideal situation for you either. Last time, most people voted for the other person, and this time they will too, and that is upsetting on its own. You love attention, and in the same way you craved, but did not get, your father’s love, you crave the love and cheers of America. It’s not looking good though.
It seems the electoral college, your safe place and a bastion of refuge, isn’t going to vote for you either this year. Sure, you might turn it around. Maybe my opponent will squander their 11 hotels too (in Monopoly though). It’s not likely though. I have been listening, and you sound very upset. You are angry that Democrats are stealing the election. There is so much voter fraud you say. I hear your concerns. But I think you might be on the wrong track.
Let’s take a peek at Georgia. You say the Dems are stealing your votes. Why are Republicans leading their Senate races so easily? Georgia has a Republican governor (who I was told by Democrats a few years ago is a master at preventing democrats from voting). Republicans won most of the representative races there too. How can this be. How did the Democrats steal your votes but manage to leave all the other Republican votes alone? Arizona has a Republican governor too. So does Maryland. And Ohio. And Vermont. And MASSACHUSETTS.
I’ll tell you why Donald. It’s because Republicans left you off of their ballots. Maybe they didn’t all go to Biden. That is too much for some. But the Libertarians did pretty well in this election. It’s easy to leave you off and vote for the rest of the Republicans though. Given how well Republicans did this election, that is your real problem. You couldn’t keep everyone on the same page. I know that isn’t really your playbook. You divide. You need people angry and afraid, so they will overlook your moral and intellectual failings. But it didn’t work. Too much of your base isn’t angry. Or afraid. They just decided not to vote for YOU.
Well.....yep