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Not Just Canadian Bacon

Believe it or not, both the United States and Canada have already thought about what war with the other would look like

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Brian Griffiths
Jan 17, 2026
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In the 1995 Michael Moore1 movie Canadian Bacon, a struggling U.S. President is persuaded by his advisors to get into a war with Canada.

A silhouette of the New York skyline including the Statue of Liberty. Above it is a boot with the Canadian maple leaf on the sole

In South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, the United States and Ca…

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