Archive - The Duckpin

Varying Degrees of Insane

Can America even be shocked by the degeneracy of the Trump Administration anymore?

Dec 12 • Brian Griffiths

BREAKING: Incompetent Boob Running for State Senate

Adam Wood thinks he's elected official material....

Dec 8 • Brian Griffiths

MDGOP to the World: "Ignore Us"

It's hard to win elections when you make it hard for people to learn about your party

Dec 6 • Brian Griffiths

The Culting of It All

The Trump Cult is not the first, nor will it be the last cult of personality in the United States. Let's hope it's the last one that attempts to drag…

Dec 6 • Brian Griffiths

Rethinking Conference Title Games

Maybe instead of a conference title game, we need a conference mini-bracket

Dec 3 • Brian Griffiths

Becoming What They Hate

For years, professional conservatives bemoaned the "special treatment" they alleged "unqualified" liberals received on campus. Now, they demand it for…

Dec 1 • Brian Griffiths

How John McCain Ruined Everything

Yes, everything goes back to one decision John McCain made

Dec 1 • Brian Griffiths

November 2025

Imagining a World Without DOGE

Trump and Musk poisoned the well for meaningful fiscal reform for twenty years. But what if they didn't?

Nov 26 • Brian Griffiths

I Still Don't Understand the Grayson Rodriguez Trade

Or: "Didn't We have Taylor Ward at Home?"

Nov 19 • Brian Griffiths

Wag the Dog 2.0

We're cruising toward another military action to distract from another Presidential Sex Scandal. Somehow Bill Clinton is involved in both.

Nov 18 • Brian Griffiths

Smoke and Mirrors in Wes Moore's Kangaroo Court

As it always is with Democrats and redistricting, the results are already baked in the cake

Nov 12 • Brian Griffiths

Maryland has 1.4 Billion Problems and Wes Moore is All of Them

For three years people have told Wes Moore that he cannot spend beyond Maryland's means. He didn't care, and now here we are.

Nov 12 • Brian Griffiths

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